Two Snappy Comebacks
Q: What do you call a 3.14′ long snake?
A: A π-thon.
Me: The mail lady told me she was heading to Spain for a vacation. I asked her if she was going to visit Parcelona. She proceeded to ignore what I thought was a decent joke.
Marc: Well, did you say it right? The key to a good mailman joke is in the delivery .