Two Snappy Comebacks

Q:  What do you call a 3.14′ long snake?
A:  A πthon.


Me:  The mail lady told me she was heading to Spain for a vacation.  I asked her if she was going to visit Parcelona.  She proceeded to ignore what I thought was a decent joke.

Marc:  Well, did you say it right?  The key to a good mailman joke is in the delivery .  

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