STORE OWNER: Why do my taxes keep going up? PROPERTY ASSESSOR: Because the churches don’t pay taxes, so we have to make up the difference. STORE OWNER: And why are there so many churches? PROPERTY ASSESSOR: Because we’re not allowed to decide whether or not something’s a church. STORE OWNER: (pause) Stop leaning on my altar. The above was copied from Not Always Right, a humor site.
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