The following comment thread began in comments relating to a post about the hunk of junk Ken Ham calls a replica of Noah’s Ark.
I lurk on various news and special interest forums. Occasionally the commenters get carried away with cascading puns. For example:
Found in the comments of a recent article I read:
A picture is worth a thousand words!
"Dear Jeanne: While walking my dog (strange things always seem to happen when I'm walking my dog), I came upon a black van parked near my neighbor Jeanne's house. There were a couple of goons wearing wraparound shades studying your sick maple tree."
I live next door to a lovely lady who is a music professor at our local university. During the year she takes time to lead workshops, give recitals, and appear as a guest artist in various orchestras around the world.
What is Artisan Food: add seeds and nuts and dried fruit to their products, then slap an Artisan label on it
LATE FOR THE TRAIN: This guy usually drives up the road around midnight in a car whose muffler has seen better days, with high beams on looking for an empty site. Drives around two or three times, finally settles on site across the road. Proceeds to fire up at least two Coleman kerosene lanterns, creating daylight conditions for 30 yards in each direction.
Now here’s just the thing to take on your next camping trip or to just set up in your back yard.
One of my favs..."Why did the chicken cross the road? To show armadillos it can be done".:)