Funny how the obverse [seeing an atheist sign on a car] is never taken into account – drive around my county in PA and count the number of Christian-message-exhorting signs, billboards, bumper stickers, fish symbols on businesses…you’ll get exhausted soon.
I was stunned, stunned! I tell you, when I noticed this in a recent market advertising circular ☞
Seems there was an orchestra, with a master Violinist in ﬁrst chair. In the midst of ﬁnal rehearsal for a grand exposition of powerful music, a bizarre dissonance was heard.
The conductor stopped the piece as he nearly fell off his podium.
The following comment thread began in comments relating to a post about the hunk of junk Ken Ham calls a replica of Noah’s Ark.
I lurk on various news and special interest forums. Occasionally the commenters get carried away with cascading puns. For example:
Found in the comments of a recent article I read:
A picture is worth a thousand words!
"Dear Jeanne: While walking my dog (strange things always seem to happen when I'm walking my dog), I came upon a black van parked near my neighbor Jeanne's house. There were a couple of goons wearing wraparound shades studying your sick maple tree."
I live next door to a lovely lady who is a music professor at our local university. During the year she takes time to lead workshops, give recitals, and appear as a guest artist in various orchestras around the world.
What is Artisan Food: add seeds and nuts and dried fruit to their products, then slap an Artisan label on it