I and two of my friends are at a convenience store buying drinks. My friend’s drink is $2.73 including tax. He hands the cashier exactly $2.73. But the cashier doesn’t take it.
Friend: “Here you go.” Read More ➥

Commenters agree: The Earth Sucks
Funny, I haven’t changed my opinion of the theory of gravity either. I must just be stubborn I guess.
I don’t now, I’m a bit up in the air about it. Read More ➥

Always keep a big quiet man as one of your friends

I remember ages ago I was at my cousin’s watching football with a few of his friends. Read More ➥

What kind of pun is created for the hard of hearing? Who knows?  I sure don’t. However, here is a selection copied from some random web page. Read More ➥

STORE OWNER: Why do my taxes keep going up?

PROPERTY ASSESSOR: Because the churches don’t pay taxes, so we have to make up the difference.

STORE OWNER: And why are there so many churches?

PROPERTY ASSESSOR: Because we’re not allowed to decide whether or not something’s a church.

STORE OWNER: (pause) Stop leaning on my altar.

The above was copied from Not Always Right, a humor site.

Signs of life are always found on signs

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler. Read More ➥

I ran across this phrase while reading a recent news article:

organized turbulence

From throwing rocks into the Grand Canyon to Dorothy Parker
A series of comments on a recent news article.
We visited the Grand Canyon when I was a kid. I remember a ranger telling us why we shouldn‘t throw rocks into the canyon: “If everybody did it, they’d fill up the canyon.” Read More ➥

Big Bob sauntered down to my work area and casually enquired if I had a wooden leg
At one firm in the 1980s our group occupied cubicles in a row near some windows. Read More ➥

Comment threads of news items can be pretty much echo chambers but every once in a while, someone posts a random comment that leads to a rich variety of punny responses. Witness this brilliant series: Read More ➥