Do it the cheap way or spend a bundle on questionable software.

A good way to showcase an odd instrument.

Class clowns sawing away

I found this a few years ago on a comment thread somewhere.

Steve: who’s ready for a monday morning joke guyz? Read More ➥

Do you realize that trying to eat steak with a fish or shellfish fork would be pretty awkward?
Likewise trying to dig morsels of meat out of shrimp, crab, and snail shells is darn near impossible if you’re using a steak fork? And trying to stir your coffee with a soup spoon or slurping soup with a teaspoon? Read More ➥

Not everyone enjoys puns. Puns are rarely funny. Most people groan after hearing a pun. Here are some of my favorites.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. When they lit a fire in the craft it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

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Q:  What do you call a 3.14′ long snake?
A:  A πthon. Read More ➥

A customer comes up to me – a customer service rep at a supermarket – with a can of table salt.
Customer: “There’s no expiration date on this.” Read More ➥

Try to keep your grillin’ tools free of bugs
Here’s a photo of a dude who takes his barbecue outfit along as he follows the yellow line. However, if you look closely at the highlighted area, those grillin’ tools are going to need some serious scrubbing after picking up a collection of bugs and dirt from the road, much like your windshield does.  

Nothing attracts commenters more than a pun thread

Here are more punny comments by native wits who frequent one of the news sites I read. Read More ➥