Keep Hackers from Using Your Rear-facing Camera
Do it the cheap way or spend a bundle on questionable[main_last] software.[/main_last]
Here’s a Nice Viola Trio
A good way to showcase an odd [main_last]instrument.[/main_last]
Not Taking The Performance Seriously
Class clowns sawing [main_last]away[/main_last]
Hijacking a Knock-Knock Joke
[short_intro]I found this a few years ago on a comment thread somewhere.[/short_intro]
Do We Really Need Two Fork Sizes?
[short_intro] Do you realize that trying to eat steak with a fish or shellfish fork would be pretty awkward? [/short_intro]
Likewise trying to dig morsels of meat out of shrimp, crab, and snail shells is darn near impossible if you’re using a steak fork? And trying to stir your coffee with a soup spoon or slurping soup with a teaspoon?
A Collection of Puns
[short_intro]Not everyone enjoys puns. Puns are rarely funny. Most people groan after hearing a pun. Here are some of my favorites.[/short_intro]
Two Snappy Comebacks
Q: What do you call a 3.14′ long snake?
A: A πthon.
An Expiration Date Worth One’s Salt
A customer comes up to me – a customer service rep at a supermarket – with a can of table salt.
Customer: “There’s no expiration date on this.”
Roadkill Barbecue
Doughty Puns