[short_intro]I found this a few years ago on a comment thread somewhere.[/short_intro]
[short_intro] Do you realize that trying to eat steak with a fish or shellfish fork would be pretty awkward? [/short_intro] Likewise trying to dig morsels of meat out of shrimp, crab, and snail shells is darn near impossible if you’re using a steak fork? And trying to stir your coffee with a soup spoon or slurping soup with a teaspoon?
[short_intro]Not everyone enjoys puns. Puns are rarely funny. Most people groan after hearing a pun. Here are some of my favorites.[/short_intro]
Q: What do you call a 3.14′ long snake?
A: A πthon.
A customer comes up to me – a customer service rep at a supermarket – with a can of table salt.
Customer: “There’s no expiration date on this.”
[short_intro]Try to keep your grillin’ tools free of bugs[/short_intro] Here’s a photo of a dude who takes his barbecue outfit along as he follows the yellow line. However, if you look closely at the highlighted area, those grillin’ tools are going to need some serious scrubbing after picking up a collection of bugs and dirt from the road, much like your windshield [main_last]does.[/main_last]
[short_intro]Nothing attracts commenters more than a pun thread[/short_intro]