A good way to showcase an odd instrument.
Class clowns sawing away.
I found this a few years ago on a comment thread somewhere. Steve: who’s ready for a monday morning joke guyz?
Do you realize that trying to eat steak with a fish or shellfish fork would be pretty awkward? Likewise trying to dig morsels of meat out of shrimp, crab, and snail shells is darn near impossible if you’re using a steak fork? And trying to stir your coffee with a soup
Not everyone enjoys puns. Puns are rarely funny. Most people groan after hearing a pun. Here are some of my favorites. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. When they lit a fire in the craft it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and
A customer comes up to me – a customer service rep at a supermarket – with a can of table salt.
[I’m serving at the bar of a club when a woman orders a soda. I pour the drink and serve it to her.]
Here’s a photo of a dude who takes his barbecue outfit along as he follows the yellow line. However, if you look closely at the highlighted area, those grillin’ tools are going to need some serious scrubbing after picking up a collection of bugs and dirt from the road, much like
When the music is romantic, even the players flirt
We bring you the latest in New Journalism Today I was reading news articles on my iPad. I noticed that over the past week, every now and then there’s an article where the author appears to be paid by the word, based on the totally superfluous garbage used to set
I was listening to some radio quiz program called Says You! while on the road shortly after February 14, and the theme was Valentine’s day. The host gave the name Maria Sklodowska and asked the panel to name her partner. After much humorous banter, the panel finally guessed that she
Anyone who browses various news and entertainment sites on the web will see those little ads embedded in site sidebars, often with such titles as, How to cure acne with this simple solution, Can you name these 60s actors?, and The truth behind JFK’s 1972 disappearance. One that popped into
The latest trendy hot topic in Silicon Valley is ”raw water” Out of touch with Reality Silicon Valley “bros” have been smoking something bad when they manage to convince each other to pay $35 for a jug of unfiltered, untreated “raw” water.
This article caught my eye recently. It always amazes me to learn about things people collect. An uncle, who was a Greyhound driver, used to collect matchbooks.
People get carried away in the comments section, but thankfully, this thread was short. I remember seeing one of those. It was near the dance hall where they were holding a hop. I hear if those get out of hand, someone could croak. That’s quite the leap of imagination. I
I and two of my friends are at a convenience store buying drinks. My friend’s drink is $2.73 including tax. He hands the cashier exactly $2.73. But the cashier doesn’t take it. Friend: “Here you go.”
Doughty Puns