People get carried away but thankfully, this thread was short.

  • I remember seeing one of those. It was near the dance hall where they were holding a hop.
  • I hear if those get out of hand, someone could croak.
  • That’s quite the leap of imagination.
  • I see what you did there. *golf clap*

I and two of my friends are at a convenience store buying drinks. My friend’s drink is $2.73 including tax. He hands the cashier exactly $2.73. But the cashier doesn’t take it. Read More ➥

Commenters agree: The Earth Sucks

Again we turn to a heavy and massive thread of pun comments under a news item.   Read More ➥

Always keep a big quiet man as one of your friends

I remember ages ago I was at my cousin’s watching football with a few of his friends. Read More ➥

What kind of pun is created for the hard of hearing? Who knows?  I sure don’t. However, here is a selection copied from some random web page. Read More ➥

STORE OWNER: Why do my taxes keep going up?

PROPERTY ASSESSOR: Because the churches don’t pay taxes, so we have to make up the difference.

STORE OWNER: And why are there so many churches?

PROPERTY ASSESSOR: Because we’re not allowed to decide whether or not something’s a church.

STORE OWNER: (pause) Stop leaning on my altar.

The above was copied from Not Always Right, a humor site.

Signs of life are always found on signs

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler. Read More ➥

I ran across this phrase while reading a recent news article:

organized turbulence

From throwing rocks into the Grand Canyon to Dorothy Parker

A series of comments on a recent news article. Read More ➥

Big Bob sauntered down to my work area and casually enquired if I had a wooden leg

At one firm in the 1980s our group occupied cubicles in a row near some windows. I sat in the left end cubicle next to my log-time buddy, Art.  A colleague named Big Bob inhabited a cubicle several cubes toward the building’s entrance door. One day one of my shoes squeaked as I walked. Read More ➥