Signs of life are always found on signs
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler. I childproofed my house but the kids still get in. The first five days after a weekend are the hardest. Ban pre-shredded cheese – make America grate again. The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar – it was tense. They’re not going to make yardsticks any longer. Practice safe eating – always use condiments. If you think eduaction is costly, try ignorance. I checked into the Hokey-Pokey Clinic and I turned myself around. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? This is my stepladder. I never knew my real ladder. I want to grow my own food but I can’t find any bacon seeds. If your car is running, I’m voting for it. I visited the Air & Space Museum but there was nothing there. My wife said I never listen to her, or something like that. Frog parking only – all others will be toad.
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