2017-03-30

Chemistry Puns

I lurk on various news and special interest forums. Occasionally the commenters get carried away with cascading puns.  For example: Did you hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero? He's 0K now. So I'm not the only one who likes Chemistry humor after all. I know. I take lame jokes to new Fahrenheits. I think all my jokes are real joules. Don't tell me; you torr something
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2017-03-30

Pithy Sayings

Found in the comments of a recent article I read: Every silver lining has a cloud. Every light has a tunnel at the end. Green is always grassier on the other sife. All that gold is not glitter. Bush in hand is better than two birds. Every cloud has a sync
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2016-10-20

Overheard at the Local Music Shop

The best way to avoid giving birth to a sousaphone player is to have a tuba ligation. You are not a well person, horning in with that pun. It takes a lot of brass to make a comment like
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