I found this a few years ago on a comment thread somewhere.
Steve: who’s ready for a monday morning joke guyz?
Category: Puns
A Collection of Puns
Not everyone enjoys puns. Puns are rarely funny. Most people groan after hearing a pun. Here are some of my favorites.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. When they lit a fire in the craft it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
Doughty Puns
Nothing attracts commenters more than a pun thread
Here are more punny comments by native wits who frequent one of the news sites I read.
Limited Parking
People get carried away but thankfully, this thread was short.
- I remember seeing one of those. It was near the dance hall where they were holding a hop.
- I hear if those get out of hand, someone could croak.
- That’s quite the leap of imagination.
- I see what you did there. *golf clap*
Puns for the Hard of Hearing
What kind of pun is created for the hard of hearing? Who knows? I sure don’t. However, here is a selection copied from some random web page.
Comment Thread about the Grand Canyon
From throwing rocks into the Grand Canyon to Dorothy Parker
A series of comments on a recent news article.
We visited the Grand Canyon when I was a kid. I remember a ranger telling us why we shouldn‘t throw rocks into the canyon: “If everybody did it, they’d fill up the canyon.”
A series of comments on a recent news article.
We visited the Grand Canyon when I was a kid. I remember a ranger telling us why we shouldn‘t throw rocks into the canyon: “If everybody did it, they’d fill up the canyon.”
Musical Puns
Comment threads of news items can be pretty much echo chambers but every once in a while, someone posts a random comment that leads to a rich variety of punny responses. Witness this brilliant series:
Exhausted With Bad Puns
Another bunch of native witz on a comment thread
Funny how the obverse [seeing an atheist sign on a car] is never taken into account – drive around my county in PA and count the number of Christian-message-exhorting signs, billboards, bumper stickers, fish symbols on businesses…you’ll get exhausted soon.
Gopher Wood
The following comment thread began in comments relating to a post about the hunk of junk Ken Ham calls a replica of Noah’s Ark.
Comments following a story about Devin Nunes’ antics
It is truly painful to watch the impeachment hearings when Devin Nunes (R-Fresno), a putative dairy farmer, keeps stepping in meadow muffins… Read More ➥