[short_intro]I found this a few years ago on a comment thread somewhere.[/short_intro]
Category: Puns
A Collection of Puns
[short_intro]Not everyone enjoys puns. Puns are rarely funny. Most people groan after hearing a pun. Here are some of my favorites.[/short_intro]
Limited Parking
People get carried away but thankfully, this thread was short.
- I remember seeing one of those. It was near the dance hall where they were holding a hop.
- I hear if those get out of hand, someone could croak.
- That’s quite the leap of imagination.
- I see what you did there. [main_last]*golf clap*[/main_last]
Puns for the Hard of Hearing
[shor_intro]What kind of pun is created for the hard of hearing? Who knows? I sure don’t. However, here is a selection copied from some random web page.[/short_intro]
Comment Thread about the Grand Canyon
[short_intro]From throwing rocks into the Grand Canyon to Dorothy Parker[/short_intro]A series of comments on a recent news article.
We visited the Grand Canyon when I was a kid. I remember a ranger telling us why we shouldn‘t throw rocks into the canyon: “If everybody did it, they’d fill up the canyon.”
We visited the Grand Canyon when I was a kid. I remember a ranger telling us why we shouldn‘t throw rocks into the canyon: “If everybody did it, they’d fill up the canyon.”
Musical Puns
Comment threads of news items can be pretty much echo chambers but every once in a while, someone posts a random comment that leads to a rich variety of punny responses. Witness this brilliant series:
Gopher Wood
The following comment thread began in comments relating to a post about the hunk of junk Ken Ham calls a replica of Noah’s Ark.
Comments following a story about Devin Nunes’ antics