Q: What do you call a 3.14′ long snake?
A: A πthon.
Category: Fun Stuff
Jokes, puns, cartoons, and other bits of humor lifted from other sources
Roadkill Barbecue
Here’s a photo of a dude who takes his barbecue outfit along as he follows the yellow line. However, if you look closely at the highlighted area, those grillin’ tools are going to need some serious scrubbing after picking up a collection of bugs and dirt from the road, much like your windshield does.
Creative News Reporting
We bring you the latest in New Journalism
Today I was reading news articles on my iPad. I noticed that over the past week, every now and then there’s an article where the author appears to be paid by the word, based on the totally superfluous garbage used to set the scene, as if they were writing a play.
Today I was reading news articles on my iPad. I noticed that over the past week, every now and then there’s an article where the author appears to be paid by the word, based on the totally superfluous garbage used to set the scene, as if they were writing a play.
Here’s what I am talking about:
Romance and Radiation
I was listening to some radio quiz program called Says You! while on the road shortly after February 14, and the theme was Valentine’s day. The host gave the name Maria Sklodowska and asked the panel to name her partner. After much humorous banter, the panel finally guessed that she married Pierre Curie, at which point one of the panelists remarked that she then became a madam. The host closed it out by noting that the Curies had a long and glowing relationship .
Raw Water
The latest trendy hot topic in Silicon Valley is ”raw water”
Out of touch with Reality Silicon Valley “bros” have been smoking something bad when they manage to convince each other to pay $35 for a jug of unfiltered, untreated “raw” water.
Out of touch with Reality Silicon Valley “bros” have been smoking something bad when they manage to convince each other to pay $35 for a jug of unfiltered, untreated “raw” water.
Limited Parking
People get carried away but thankfully, this thread was short.
- I remember seeing one of those. It was near the dance hall where they were holding a hop.
- I hear if those get out of hand, someone could croak.
- That’s quite the leap of imagination.
- I see what you did there. *golf clap*
Commenters Weigh in on Gravity
Commenters agree: The Earth Sucks
Funny, I haven’t changed my opinion of the theory of gravity either. I must just be stubborn I guess.
I don’t now, I’m a bit up in the air about it.
Funny, I haven’t changed my opinion of the theory of gravity either. I must just be stubborn I guess.
I don’t now, I’m a bit up in the air about it.
I’ve tried changing my mind – but falling flat on my face once was enough to convince me.
Only because you failed to miss the ground. It requires a significant distraction at just the right instant. Or so I’ve read.
Puns for the Hard of Hearing
[shor_intro]What kind of pun is created for the hard of hearing? Who knows? I sure don’t. However, here is a selection copied from some random web page.[/short_intro]
Religion and Taxes
STORE OWNER: Why do my taxes keep going up?
PROPERTY ASSESSOR: Because the churches don’t pay taxes, so we have to make up the difference.
STORE OWNER: And why are there so many churches?
PROPERTY ASSESSOR: Because we’re not allowed to decide whether or not something’s a church.
STORE OWNER: (pause) Stop leaning on my altar.
The above was copied from Not Always Right, a humor site.
Doughty Puns
Here are more punny comments by native wits who frequent one of the news sites I read. Read More ➥