the good folks who stock items at the local supermarket are too busy to look for inconsistencies in marking All, Bizarro, Observations, Odd Mistake

 is truly painful to watch the impeachment hearings when Devin Nunes (R-Fresno), a putative dairy farmer, keeps stepping in meadow muffins... And Nunes had only his Steele Dossier talking points to close with. When all you have is a milking bucket and chair, everything looks like a cow udder. But it takes a lot of pull. You just have to know how to tug the right way. That one was All, Comment Threads of Interest, Humor, News, Politics, Puns

 clowns sawing away.   All, Fun Stuff, Music, Observations

 who's ready for a monday morning joke guyz? Steve: knock knock... Steve who's there? Steve: Irish Stu David: Oh hi, Stu, come on in, it's been a while. What brings you round this way? David: Just passing by, huh? Cool, cool. Just as long as Sarah didn't kick you out of the house, ha ha David: "Stu starts crying uncontrollably" David: Oh shit, she did? Man, I am so sorry, All, Puns

 Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. When they lit a fire in the craft it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, was known as the All, Fun Stuff, Puns

 What do you call a 3.14' long snake? A:  A   π-thon. Me:  The mail lady told me she was heading to Spain for a vacation.  I asked her if she was going to visit Parcelona.  She proceeded to ignore what I thought was a decent joke. Marc:  Well, did you say it right?  The key to a good mailman joke is in the delivery   All, Humor

 a photo of a dude who takes his barbecue outfit along as he follows the yellow line. However, if you look closely at the highlighted area, those grillin' tools are going to need some serious scrubbing after picking up a collection of bugs and dirt from the road, much like your windshield does. All, Observations, Odd Mistake

Here are more punny comments by native wits who frequent one of the news sites I read. Dough unto others as you would have them dough unto you, for it is batter to give than to receive. We don’t knead a pun thread this early on a Monday. Bad bun puns are the yeast of our worries these days. Guess I have to learn how to roll with the punches. Comment Threads of Interest, Humor, Puns

Today I was reading news articles on my iPad. I noticed that over the past week, every now and then there’s an article where the author appears to be paid by the word, based on the totally superfluous garbage used to set the scene, as if they were writing a play. Here’s what I am talking about: We sat together in a charming window booth looking out over the mighty Humor, News, Observations

I was listening to some radio quiz program called Says You! while on the road shortly after February 14, and the theme was Valentine’s day.  The host gave the name Maria  Sklodowska and asked the panel to name her partner.  After much humorous banter, the panel finally guessed that she married Pierre Curie, at which point one of the panelists remarked that she then became a madam.   The host All, Fun Stuff, Humor, Science