[short_intro]Swalwell did a good deed today.[/short_intro]
It is truly painful to watch the impeachment hearings when Devin Nunes (R-Fresno), a putative dairy farmer, keeps stepping in meadow muffins…
[short_intro]Nothing attracts commenters more than a pun thread[/short_intro]
[short_intro]The latest trendy hot topic in Silicon Valley is ”raw water”
Out of touch with Reality Silicon Valley “bros” have been smoking something bad when they manage to convince each other to pay $35 for a jug of unfiltered, untreated “raw” water.
STORE OWNER: Why do my taxes keep going up?
PROPERTY ASSESSOR: Because the churches don’t pay taxes, so we have to make up the difference.
STORE OWNER: And why are there so many churches?
PROPERTY ASSESSOR: Because we’re not allowed to decide whether or not something’s a church.
STORE OWNER: (pause) Stop leaning on my [main_last]altar.[/main_last]
The above was copied from Not Always Right, a humor site.
[short_intro]Signs of life are always found on signs[/short_intro]