Category: Bizarro

How does that top mold make a waffle that looks like this?

I noticed this item on Amazon yesterday. Being the oddball of the linguistics crowd, I immediately latched onto the wording of “DEWALT DG5101 Small Technician’s Pouch”.  I couldn’t help thinking that it was made with small technicians in mind.  I posed a fake question (you have to scroll down to see the questions): Read More ➥

Sometimes the good folks who stock items at the local supermarket are too busy to look for inconsistencies in marking prices.

Do it the cheap way or spend a bundle on questionable software.

A good way to showcase an odd instrument.

A customer comes up to me – a customer service rep at a supermarket – with a can of table salt.
Customer: “There’s no expiration date on this.” Read More ➥

People get carried away but thankfully, this thread was short.

  • I remember seeing one of those. It was near the dance hall where they were holding a hop.
  • I hear if those get out of hand, someone could croak.
  • That’s quite the leap of imagination.
  • I see what you did there. *golf clap*

I and two of my friends are at a convenience store buying drinks. My friend’s drink is $2.73 including tax. He hands the cashier exactly $2.73. But the cashier doesn’t take it.
Friend: “Here you go.” Read More ➥

I ran across this phrase while reading a recent news article:

organized turbulence