Category: Bizarro

How does that top mold make a waffle that looks like this?

I noticed this item on Amazon yesterday. Being the oddball of the linguistics crowd, I immediately latched onto the wording of “DEWALT DG5101 Small Technician’s Pouch”.  I couldn’t help thinking that it was made with small technicians in mind.  I posed a fake question (you have to scroll down to see the questions):
Question: My installers are hardly what you’d call small. Would this item work with 6’+ guys?
Answers:
1. The pouch is universal fit. It’s comfortable, can carry a variety of basic hand tools; however the clasp or clip that attaches to the belt is pretty weak. So If the overall weight of tools exceeds some workers might find it useless.
2. I think it would
3. I’m 6’3 low voltage tech. Out of all the ones I’ve used this was the best quality. You have to replace the buttons every year or so.
Are these people even reading the question, do they not get the joke about small technicians?  What is wrong with these people?

Sometimes the good folks who stock items at the local supermarket are too busy to look for inconsistencies in marking prices.

Do it the cheap way or spend a bundle on questionable software.

A good way to showcase an odd instrument.

A customer comes up to me – a customer service rep at a supermarket – with a can of table salt. Read More ➥

People get carried away but thankfully, this thread was short.

  • I remember seeing one of those. It was near the dance hall where they were holding a hop.
  • I hear if those get out of hand, someone could croak.
  • That’s quite the leap of imagination.
  • I see what you did there. *golf clap*

I and two of my friends are at a convenience store buying drinks. My friend’s drink is $2.73 including tax. He hands the cashier exactly $2.73. But the cashier doesn’t take it. Read More ➥

I ran across this phrase while reading a recent news article:

organized turbulence