A Violinist’s Nightmare

Seems there was an orchestra, with a master Violinist in first chair. In the midst of final rehearsal for a grand exposition of powerful music, a bizarre dissonance was heard.

The conductor stopped the piece as he nearly fell off his podium.

The concertmaster was heard to say softly, “Apologies, Maestro – there are flies here. One landed on my score and I played him.”