As my readers know, I get a lot of weird stuff in my email box. Today was something from Whole Latte Love, a coffee supply house where I occasionally shop. Today’s item was something called a WDT Tool.
Noble Roman frozen pizza wants consumers to pentasect* the baked pie in order to meet recommended nutritional standards per item. Cutting it into four pieces would result in higher meaures of sodium, fats, and carbohydrates, whereas cutting into six pieces would mean skinny bite-sized slices, encouraging folks to grab another
This 15-year-old clipping from a Fry’s Electronics ad shows that the hard drive isn’t the only thing spinning! I was shaking my head then and I am still chuckling when I realize that the copy writer of this display ad must’ve had writer’s block when trying to point out the
Beware the next time you hear someone in the trombone section yell out, “Hey, y’all, watch this!” Paulo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a misplaced moment of inspiration, decided to make his own contribution to the cannon shots fired as part of the orchestra’s performance of Tchaikovsky’s
I noticed this item on Amazon yesterday. Being the oddball of the linguistics crowd, I immediately latched onto the wording of “DEWALT DG5101 Small Technician’s Pouch”. I couldn’t help thinking that it was made with small technicians in mind. I posed a fake question (you have to scroll down to see
Swalwell did a good deed today. It is truly painful to watch the impeachment hearings when Devin Nunes (R-Fresno), a putative dairy farmer, keeps stepping in meadow muffins… And Nunes had only his Steele Dossier talking points to close with. When all you have is a milking bucket and chair, everything
I found this a few years ago on a comment thread somewhere. Steve: who’s ready for a monday morning joke guyz? Steve: knock knock… Steve who’s there? Steve: Irish Stu David: Oh hi, Stu, come on in, it’s been a while. What brings you round this way? David: Just passing by,