I noticed this item on Amazon yesterday. Being the oddball of the linguistics crowd, I immediately latched onto the wording of “DEWALT DG5101 Small Technician’s Pouch”. I couldn’t help thinking that it was made with small technicians in mind. I posed a fake question (you have to scroll down to see the questions):
Steve: who’s ready for a monday morning joke guyz?
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. When they lit a fire in the craft it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.