Found in the comments of a recent article I read:
- Every silver lining has a cloud.
- Every light has a tunnel at the end.
- Green is always grassier on the other sife.
LATE FOR THE TRAIN: This guy usually drives up the road around midnight in a car whose muffler has seen better days, with high beams on looking for an empty site. Drives around two or three times, finally settles on site across the road. Proceeds to fire up at least two Coleman kerosene lanterns, creating daylight conditions for 30 yards in each direction.