One of my favs…”Why did the chicken cross the road? To show armadillos it can be done”.:)
Only chickens get it right…
My area has possums. Sadly, their survival tactic of ‘freezing’ and playing dead doesn’t work so well on cars….
Texas State animal: Dead armadillo on the side of the road. The boogers jump when frightened. Right into the bumper of a car.