Comments following a story about Devin Nunes’ antics
Swalwell did a good deed today.
It is truly painful to watch the impeachment hearings when Devin Nunes (R-Fresno), a putative dairy farmer, keeps stepping in meadow muffins…
Keep Hackers from Using Your Rear-facing Camera
Do it the cheap way or spend a bundle on questionable software.
Hijacking a Knock-Knock Joke
I found this a few years ago on a comment thread somewhere.
Steve: who’s ready for a monday morning joke guyz?
Do We Really Need Two Fork Sizes?
Do you realize that trying to eat steak with a fish or shellfish fork would be pretty awkward?
Likewise trying to dig morsels of meat out of shrimp, crab, and snail shells is darn near impossible if you’re using a steak fork? And trying to stir your coffee with a soup spoon or slurping soup with a teaspoon?
A Collection of Puns
Not everyone enjoys puns. Puns are rarely funny. Most people groan after hearing a pun. Here are some of my favorites.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. When they lit a fire in the craft it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
Two Snappy Comebacks
Q: What do you call a 3.14′ long snake?
A: A πthon.
An Expiration Date Worth One’s Salt
A customer comes up to me – a customer service rep at a supermarket – with a can of table salt.
Roadkill Barbecue
Here’s a photo of a dude who takes his barbecue outfit along as he follows the yellow line. However, if you look closely at the highlighted area, those grillin’ tools are going to need some serious scrubbing after picking up a collection of bugs and dirt from the road, much like your windshield does.
Creative News Reporting
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Today I was reading news articles on my iPad. I noticed that over the past week, every now and then there’s an article where the author appears to be paid by the word, based on the totally superfluous garbage used to set the scene, as if they were writing a play.
Doughty Puns
Here are more punny comments by native wits who frequent one of the news sites I read. Read More ➥