I remember seeing one of those. It was near the dance hall where they were holding a hop.
I hear if those get out of hand, someone could croak.
I and two of my friends are at a convenience store buying drinks. My friend’s drink is $2.73 including tax. He hands the cashier exactly $2.73. But the cashier doesn’t take it.
Commenters agree: The Earth Sucks
Funny, I haven’t changed my opinion of the theory of gravity either. I must just be stubborn I guess.
Funny, I haven’t changed my opinion of the theory of gravity either. I must just be stubborn I guess.
Always keep a big quiet man as one of your friends
I remember ages ago I was at my cousin’s watching football with a few of his friends. I went to the kitchen, which was next to the front door, to get a beer refill when there was a knock on the door. Since I was right there, I answered it, only to find some Elmer Gantry-looking chap.
I remember ages ago I was at my cousin’s watching football with a few of his friends. I went to the kitchen, which was next to the front door, to get a beer refill when there was a knock on the door. Since I was right there, I answered it, only to find some Elmer Gantry-looking chap.
What kind of pun is created for the hard of hearing? Who knows? I sure don’t. However, here is a selection copied from some random web page.
STORE OWNER: Why do my taxes keep going up?
PROPERTY ASSESSOR: Because the churches don’t pay taxes, so we have to make up the difference.
Signs of life are always found on signs
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
I ran across this phrase while reading a recent news article:
organized turbulence
From throwing rocks into the Grand Canyon to Dorothy Parker
A series of comments on a recent news article.
A series of comments on a recent news article.