Small Technicians
I noticed this item on Amazon yesterday. Being the oddball of the linguistics crowd, I immediately latched onto the wording of “DEWALT DG5101 Small Technician’s Pouch”. I couldn’t help thinking that it was made with small technicians in mind. I posed a fake question (you have to scroll down to see the questions):
Super Savings at the Supermarket!
Sometimes the good folks who stock items at the local supermarket are too busy to look for inconsistencies in marking prices.
Comments following a story about Devin Nunes’ antics
Swalwell did a good deed today.
It is truly painful to watch the impeachment hearings when Devin Nunes (R-Fresno), a putative dairy farmer, keeps stepping in meadow muffins…
Keep Hackers from Using Your Rear-facing Camera
Do it the cheap way or spend a bundle on questionable software.
Hijacking a Knock-Knock Joke
I found this a few years ago on a comment thread somewhere.
Steve: who’s ready for a monday morning joke guyz?
Do We Really Need Two Fork Sizes?
Do you realize that trying to eat steak with a fish or shellfish fork would be pretty awkward?
Likewise trying to dig morsels of meat out of shrimp, crab, and snail shells is darn near impossible if you’re using a steak fork? And trying to stir your coffee with a soup spoon or slurping soup with a teaspoon?
A Collection of Puns
Not everyone enjoys puns. Puns are rarely funny. Most people groan after hearing a pun. Here are some of my favorites.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. When they lit a fire in the craft it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
Two Snappy Comebacks
Q: What do you call a 3.14′ long snake?
A: A πthon.
An Expiration Date Worth One’s Salt
A customer comes up to me – a customer service rep at a supermarket – with a can of table salt.