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I noticed this item on Amazon yesterday. Being the oddball of the linguistics crowd, I immediately latched onto the wording of “DEWALT DG5101 Small Technician’s Pouch”.  I couldn’t help thinking that it was made with small technicians in mind.  I posed a fake question (you have to scroll down to see the questions): Read More ➥

Sometimes the good folks who stock items at the local supermarket are too busy to look for inconsistencies in marking prices.

Swalwell did a good deed today.

It is truly painful to watch the impeachment hearings when Devin Nunes (R-Fresno), a putative dairy farmer, keeps stepping in meadow muffins… Read More ➥

Do it the cheap way or spend a bundle on questionable software.

I found this a few years ago on a comment thread somewhere.

Steve: who’s ready for a monday morning joke guyz? Read More ➥

Do you realize that trying to eat steak with a fish or shellfish fork would be pretty awkward?

Likewise trying to dig morsels of meat out of shrimp, crab, and snail shells is darn near impossible if you’re using a steak fork? And trying to stir your coffee with a soup spoon or slurping soup with a teaspoon? Read More ➥

Not everyone enjoys puns. Puns are rarely funny. Most people groan after hearing a pun. Here are some of my favorites.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. When they lit a fire in the craft it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

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Q:  What do you call a 3.14′ long snake?
A:  A πthon. Read More ➥

A customer comes up to me – a customer service rep at a supermarket – with a can of table salt. Read More ➥